He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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