Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
