dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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