based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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