Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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