you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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