Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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