I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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