brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Randomize
