I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
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All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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