why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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