We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
MIDGETS
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My dick has a subreddit
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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