never play flip cup with pint glasses
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
