Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
