weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
my shit smells like andre
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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