youre lurking in front of me
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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