just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Randomize