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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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