You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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