smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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