she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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