it was like eating out sand paper
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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