I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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