fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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