Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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