Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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