So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
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I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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