I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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