If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
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I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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