what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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