He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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