what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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