it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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