ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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