he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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