oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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