Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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