I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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