Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
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He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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