babies were throwing up all over the place
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
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yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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