I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
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how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
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Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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