there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
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being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
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That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
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