Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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