just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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