Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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