She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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