I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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