I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm just crazy horny about you
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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