Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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