This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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