: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If that was your dad, he is hot
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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