That's intense
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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