how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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