Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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