I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Come share oat with me in your robe
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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